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Dean
February 4, 2025 at 7:00:53 AM
Can we be in a lavender marriage please? Show me your heart. Heart. Your heart. Heart in my hands. Please? Please? Please? Youre nothing
Replied on: February 4, 2025 at 7:23:59 AM
COMPOSE YOURSELF! You already have my heart (it actually quite hurts, please place it back into my chest cavity. Ouch! Owie! Yowch!) Why stop at a lavender marriage? Won't you consummate our love? Do you not care about me? Abeg! Doth thine heart shrivel upon witnessing thee?
AM
January 31, 2025 at 3:32:14 AM
i love you friend
SQUEE!
Replied on: February 1, 2025 at 11:16:32 PM
I adore you, my little buddy. I will carry you with me in my pocket for miles. We will see the world together whilst I traverse the ends of the earth, and I'll be feeding you raspberries all the while.
Emily
January 31, 2025 at 3:30:47 AM
I CARE YOU SO MUCH #LOCKEDIN
Replied on: February 1, 2025 at 11:15:25 PM
We are FOR LIFERS! We'll be beating the little old ladies who gossip about us at the nursing home with our canes together when we inevitably fall victim to Alzheimers.
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SQUEE!